internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

(via joshpeck)

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

supernaturally-marvelous:

#if i ever don’t reblog this #assume im dead

"Deading" is my new favorite verb.

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ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

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cleightoris:

now we know what he’s doing there

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#omg

sotrac:

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

a-black-1967-chevrolet-impala:

fassabendover:

misha-bawlins:

As always, Jared must know something about Jensen that the rest of us don’t.

I wonder

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what

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on Earth

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could Jared

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possibly

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have meant

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I was already laughing and thE FREAKING LAST GIF HAPPENED AND I JUST LOST ALL MY CRAP

I was cackling but I lost my s*it when I saw Misha…..

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underthe-corktree:

OHHHH MYYY GOODDDDDDDDD so my dad had his boss over for dinner tonight and during dinner his boss was like “oh my billy I didn’t know you had an older son!” and we were all like what is this guy talking about BUT THEN WE REALIZED HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE STUMP PICTURES TAPED ON MY REFRIGERATOR 

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AND MY DAD JUST WENT ALONG WITH IT SAYING “OH YES THATS MY SON PATRICK HE LIVES IN CHICAGO NOW” AND MY MOM AND I LAUGHED SO HARD WE HAD TO LEAVE THE ROOM 

(via lets-find-bucky)

#OMG

emmugh:

everyone calls it nightblogging but really it’s the australians

(via blairwalldorf)

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awkward-fallen-angel:

electrikfeather:

ever-so-plucky:

nooowestayandgetcaught:

raglemuffins:

zahhakward:

fasntnig:

just a little southeast of Phoenix, AZ, this is how the Outback Steakhouse restaurants line up.

i’d hate to be staying at a hotel right in the middle of delicious steak pentagram OH WAIT

The road that runs through is called Superstition Freeway omg

LOL It’s a demon trap made of Outback Steakhouses 

WHAT IS IN THE CENTER

WHAT IS IN THE CENTER

IS THAT A GATE TO HELL

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Yes.

And then I died.

i love this fandom

(via blairwalldorf)

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asriels:

*breaks into j k rowling’s house in the middle of the night* no it’s okay i’m not here to steal anything i just think we need to talk about harry naming one of his kids after snape

(via spikes-insane-in-the-basement)

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my-patronus-is-obamas-face:

sealpremacy:

abendlichter:

kittensaysfuckyou:

White privilege is never having to spell your last name.

you… you’ve never met a polish person have you

american privilege is not realizing the world does not in fact consist of only america

Someone finally said it! ^

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onlinepunk:

my friend rachel isn’t ticklish whatsoever and when i asked her why she isn’t she told me “one day i just chose not to be ticklish anymore” and that’s why i am terrified to death of my friend rachel

(via spikes-insane-in-the-basement)

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