it’s not that i’m not a “morning person” i love mornings
i’m just not a “waking up person”
waiting for the “steal her look” trend to die down
His face says “That’s a bummer but it sounds about right”
i need to get something off my chest
*takes off my nipple*
clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20
ahh yes the sweet smell of feeling excluded from absolutely everything
one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad
Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.
Frozen characters in Once Upon A Time
You sing. You dance. You act. You basically do everything. Is there anything you can’t do?
girls don’t like boys, girls like halloween and mark ruffalo’s tumblr account
I like Halloween and Tumblr, too.
There’s an abundance of bad things happening right now, and it’s hard not to be sucked into that black hole of sadness, so let’s have a puppy party shall we.
Because, let’s face it, dogs never grow up.
ADDED BONUS, PUPS IN MOTION!!!
scarlett johansson + hair
this is like those do you love the color of the sky posts but better
Tiny Detectives with Kate Mara and Ellen Page.